quality posts: 16 Private Messages WootBot


Poll: What’s the best kind of insult for kids?
  • 35.9% - Based on a funny body part, like “Butt face!” That’s high comedy. 367
  • 6.5% - Based on an embarrassing action, like “Milky spilled his milk again!” 66
  • 6.5% - Based on parentage. The classic “yo’ mama” joke all the way. 66
  • 1.2% - Based on clothes or income. C’mon, everybody did it once or twice. 12
  • 3.7% - Based on looks, like “Ginge” or “Big Nose!” Makes ‘em stronger. 38
  • 46.3% - No insult is a good insult. Good day, sir. 473
1022 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

I made fun of my rich friends all the time.

Boohoo if they cry about it, they go home to a huge house and warm meals whenever they want.
But I think the question meant the other socioeconomic polarity.


quality posts: 15 Private Messages werdwerdus

Smart feller > Fart Smeller


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cebii

It's kind of age dependent. My kids are in the body part stage. Fart sounds, butts and poop. It's harder to get away with now than when I was a kid. It seems like schools (and most sane parents) are trying to pull teasing/insulting out of the social norm. thank goodness...