Children are fools! Obviously a gin martini, dirty with extra olives, is the Breakfast of Champions.

Pancake with bacon and eggs. Not an option for that one.

To paraphrase Dr. Ellie Arroway, "Too many jokes...they should have sent a comedian."

My three & 1/2 yr old son loves cereal and he loves milk for breakfast, but ne'er the two shall meet in a bowl.

My favorite thing to make for breakfast is a bacon, lettuce, tomato and over easy egg sandwich.

Boob is the right answer to any question...

Yogurt

All natural granola bars, those things are so messy. More of the bar ends up on the floor than in their bellies.

I don't feed my kid breakfast. I don't eat breakfast, why should the kid. Food doesn't grow on trees ya know!

Nothing better to my kid than a PBJ for breakfast... also, for lunch. And sometimes dinner.

Toaster waffles are always a hit around here.

I don't have kids yet, but my favorite as a kid, and even today, is cocoa-wheats, especially with a bit of sugar and canned milk.

Eggo waffle & whipped cream.

Dude. Where is the biscuit option? I was hoping all the talk of the world ending in 2012 was wrong, but you not listing biscuits has caused me to begin worrying...

khendricks7 wrote:Boob is the right answer to any question...

+1

My son would probably die of starvation if he couldn't get his frozen waffles with peanut butter & maple syrup fix every morning. At least I have him eating frosted flakes every now and then.

Every now and then I trick him into trying some of my green smoothie that I make every morning.

She'll eat anything as long as the TV is on.

Waffles...

gholt121 wrote:Pancake with bacon and eggs. Not an option for that one.

Then you choose the closest one like I did. What's the big deal?

Given the fact that recent polls has shown wooters to be comprised of over 60% males, and children 2 years and under comprise make up less than 15% of the population of "kids", even if you only define "kids" as middle-school age or younger; that makes 20% of them having "my boob" for breakfast very, very disturbing.

bluedaisy925 wrote:Toaster waffles are always a hit around here.

Another vote for waffles. Although, they would rather have them made from scratch, they'll eat the toaster waffles if I'm busy or whatever.

donuts of course

khendricks7 wrote:Boob is the right answer to any question...

^^I'll have what he's having

epicsatyr wrote:^^I'll have what he's having

Just so happens that's *daddy's* favorite breakfast too. ;-P

Yogurt

Godzilla toys.

If he can't nom on Godzilla while Godzilla terrorizes breakfast then he isn't eating breakfast.

Toaster strudels and bacon with chocolate milk. Every day of the week.

Scrambled eggs with a good helping of shredding cheese! Yum