scapsinger wrote:
Pirate 1: "Yarr, it be hard to discern the silvers from the golds in this here non-technicolor moving picture."

Pirate 2: "Perhaps the reboot will reveal the treasure!"

Someone call JJ

Well typically I use my right hand, but looks like a few of you are lefties...



Wait a second! Diamonds, gold, silver. Where's the cupcake lipstick? The Woot! shirt? No bags of sweet Texas air?


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ThunderThighs wrote:

Man standing: "I work for Woot! You can't hurt me!"

Man with gun: "Only one way to find out."

Man leaning in: *snickers and giggles* "Tell him how many times you've tried to get 'A Booty of Contraband'! Tell him! Tell him!" *snickers and giggles*

ThunderThighs wrote:



It's time for another round of CAPTION THIS.

Obviously it's a pirate them. I wanted to laugh, chuckle, and even guffaw. Give me your best effort! Do as many as you want.

They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. Maybe you want to do it as a conversation, a newspaper blurb, or perhaps marketing copy for some new product.

As always, PG-13 is appreciated.

To get you started:


Wait a second! Diamonds, gold, silver. Where's the cupcake lipstick? The Woot! shirt? No bags of sweet Texas air?

"What do you mean by 'The Government Doesn't Think We Pay Our Fair Share Of Taxes'?"

ThunderThighs wrote:

Man with pipe: "So the deal is you can have anything my unwanted random t-shirt and things I wish I never bought and for every item you take you must get me every Booty of Contraband and stay awake during all woot-offs for and buy for me."

Pirate to his right: "You've already got a Booty of Contraband right here."

ThunderThighs wrote:



It's time for another round of CAPTION THIS.

Obviously it's a pirate them. I wanted to laugh, chuckle, and even guffaw. Give me your best effort! Do as many as you want.

They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. Maybe you want to do it as a conversation, a newspaper blurb, or perhaps marketing copy for some new product.

As always, PG-13 is appreciated.

To get you started:


Wait a second! Diamonds, gold, silver. Where's the cupcake lipstick? The Woot! shirt? No bags of sweet Texas air?

ThunderThighs wrote:

"You dare question my love of Woot!, young sir?"

ThunderThighs wrote:

Captain Curly's career as a pirate was even more lucrative than his days with the Stooges.

ThunderThighs wrote:

Man: "Woman, I'll never stop loving Woot!'s booty. 'Til you can accept that...Ayeeeeeeeeeeee! A Woot! Off!"

ThunderThighs wrote:

Did I remember to order everything I wanted?!

ThunderThighs wrote:

Darn it, I always have to be Pirate 2!!!

ThunderThighs wrote:

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Hold it right there! What are you doing here? I specifically requested Matthew McConaughey!

buckamayzing wrote:

Hold it right there! What are you doing here? I specifically requested Matthew McConaughey!

Who's speaking here?

AZGman wrote:Who's speaking here?

Clearly the guy.

sgtgreeneusmc wrote:"Waaaiiittttt. You said there'd be booty, but all I'm seeing is Thunder Thighs."

Haha! Winner for sure!

iissurf wrote:Haha! Winner for sure!

Ditto on that! I almost ROTFLed!

fredmurtz wrote:Arrr. Do you realize what this means....

Now the entire crew can play Pretty Pretty Princess.

First one to make me laugh! Thank you!

ThunderThighs wrote:

Willy meets with the first Goonie, Angry Matt. This meeting did not bode well, thus generations will later know him only as One-Eyed Willy.

ThunderThighs wrote:

Pirate 2: Arrr lad, yerr doing it all wrong! If you throw out your back you can show off yer ass tails and yer chest ruffles at the same time.

ThunderThighs wrote:

These biblical dudes are loaded! Good thing none of us can read upside down or someone would start complaining about space-time continuity or something.

tehspaz wrote:Aye, Ye ever been in a Turkish brig?

Surely this must be the winner...

ThunderThighs wrote:

Dahling... we simply MUST get married. Our children could rule France with their beautiful hair.

ThunderThighs wrote:

Arrr... I HATE Plaid!

ThunderThighs wrote:

A Hero's quest? I dare say you walked into a goofy buddy movie, now get out of our drinking scene so I can do my drunken fat comic routine.

ThunderThighs wrote:

The Dude awakens from his dream to realize that his rug is actually a tablecloth, Mr. Lebowski is actually is cabin mate Todd, and Jesus isn't a bowler at all!

ThunderThighs wrote:

Pirate 1: That's it! You've talked enough, I demand a Woot Off!

Pirate 2: A Woot Off?! Pft! Don't make me laugh! I'm Crapbeard, the fastest refresher you'll ever meet.

ThunderThighs wrote:

I warning you, last chance... Tell me how to get to Cutthroat Island!

How am I supposed to breathe with no air, air, air?

ThunderThighs wrote:

Did you follow the link from SlickDeals too?

Man in the Middle: "Why am I with these losers. These guys don't even know how to wear a tiara properly..."

ThunderThighs wrote:

Dude: "Man! I should of thought of something to say before I grabbed her..."

ThunderThighs wrote:

"Tell me who told you I was Paul Gasol!!!"

ThunderThighs wrote:

ThunderThighs wrote:

Blast ye Mary! We can't BOTH go out with the same hairstyle!

Guys I think were in trouble here - think it is covered in arsenic.

ThunderThighs wrote:

Hmmphh... This gold and silver be so last year.

ThunderThighs wrote:

Do ye swear that ye not be the one who made me Roomba walk the plank?

ThunderThighs wrote:

I'll be having back me Grey Poupon!

ThunderThighs wrote:

Before his epic battle to win back the warehouse from Flying, Screaming Monkeys and restoring randomness to the Booty of Contraband, (the soon to be promoted) Captain Crap ponders the perils that lie ahead.

ThunderThighs wrote:

"are these chocolates?"