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Poll: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • 22.1% - A plethora of wood. 152
  • 9.2% - Somewhere between five to ten medium-sized pieces of wood. 63
  • 15.1% - Depends on the type of wood. 104
  • 36.2% - As much as he could. 249
  • 17.4% - None, the lazy beasts. 120
688 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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jamasmonster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jamasmonster

A woodchuck could chuck lots of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Aaron M Childs.

noparallel


quality posts: 2 Private Messages noparallel

How much beer do you have?

MatadorBID


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MatadorBID

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

HomerTime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HomerTime

From my childhood, I though the answer to this was "None, rodents who chuck wood are beavers."

rehta


quality posts: 6 Private Messages rehta

Am I the only one that immediately thought of Woodchuck cider?

-Heather (First Burgandy Olfactory Center 12/6/11)

mgustiti


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mgustiti

A woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. but don't mention woodchucks to the internet oracle.

Mishvmd


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Mishvmd

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck....if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Everyone knows this.

Mishvmd


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Mishvmd
rehta wrote:Am I the only one that immediately thought of Woodchuck cider?



Not bad cider, but check out Angry Orchard cider....NOW we're talking!

lelupus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lelupus

A peck of wood.

zig503


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zig503

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood