PemberDucky


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did you hear the news about bacon? it's done. and we know bacon is done because we're doing a woot-off about bacon.

so how can we repurpose all this leftover bacon?

i propose:
using it as currency
bacon aromatherapy
bacon hair extensions and accessories
bookmarks


what do you think? got any off-label uses for bacon?


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Josephus


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PemberDucky wrote:did you hear the news about bacon? it's done. and we know bacon is done because we're doing a woot-off about bacon.

so how can we repurpose all this leftover bacon?

i propose:
using it as currency
bacon aromatherapy
bacon hair extensions and accessories
bookmarks


what do you think? got any off-label uses for bacon?



crunch it up, make a mosaic.

inkycatz


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PemberDucky wrote:did you hear the news about bacon? it's done. and we know bacon is done because we're doing a woot-off about bacon.

so how can we repurpose all this leftover bacon?

i propose:
using it as currency
bacon aromatherapy
bacon hair extensions and accessories
bookmarks


what do you think? got any off-label uses for bacon?



floral arrangements

I'm just hanging out, really.

PemberDucky


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shingles.


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PemberDucky


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bandages


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no1


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underwear

no1


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feminine napkin or tampon or other hygiene product

Josephus


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no1 wrote:feminine napkin or tampon or other hygiene product



you've never actually seen or touched either bacon or these products, have you?

no1


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Josephus wrote:you've never actually seen or touched either bacon or these products, have you?



you've never learned how to "brainstorm," have you?

AZGman


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Bacon is the perfect food; this is an imperfect thread.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

dontwantaname


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AZGman wrote:Bacon is the perfect food; this is an imperfect thread.



Bacon sucks.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

AZGman


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dontwantaname wrote:Bacon sucks.



Wow; guess we need never speak again.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

bluetuba


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Make awesome candles out of the bacon

pooflady


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Sorry, no leftover bacon here. No matter how much is fried, it's gone.


PemberDucky


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coat hangers


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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Bacon sucks.



FRY THE WITCH!

no1


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putting on top of hamburgers
crumbling it into salads
sprinkling it onto ice cream

no1


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bacon sugar

PemberDucky


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fashion your own pet out of bacon


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PemberDucky


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hangliding


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PemberDucky


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build a bacon boat


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no1


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mousetrap

bluetuba


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bacon bookmarks!

bluetuba


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bacon floss

bluetuba


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bacon cat burglar mask!

bluetuba


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bacon drink straws

PemberDucky


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hand-woven bacon baskets


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no1


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bacontuba

no1


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an iphone made out of bacon

no1


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the flags in flag football

no1


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dental fillings and implants

bluetuba


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bacon paper airplane

no1


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waterboarding: torture
baconboarding: not classified yet

no1


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buckyballs: on their way to being banned
baconballs: on their way

no1


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toilet wipes

no1


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bacon chainmail armour

bluetuba


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bacon pillow

bluetuba


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bacon necktie

no1


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to the tune of "i'm on fire" by springsteen

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Imma want bacon fries

Tell you now baby it ain't good for you
But veggies don't taste like bacon do
It can taste good fried
Imma want bacon fries

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
Edgy and dull and cut a six-inch slab
Through the belly of my pork

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
'cause i peed myself dreaming of bacon Pez
Only you can cook my desire
Imma want bacon fries

Mavyn


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Bacon deodorant

Bacon earmuffs

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.