kmontrose wrote:Anybody else wonder why the "things mommy says" list starts with number 13?
Because in a previous woot! for an Alphabet Express Learning Train, he had the following list!
Jake’s List Of Things Mommy Says I Have To Write Down And Remember:
1: Gramma gave me the Alphabet Express Learning Train and it should be very sepcial special to me as it will one day be a carrotsed airloom.
2: I should use the Alphabet Express Learning Train to expand my knowledge of Spanish letters and numbers as I play.
3: I should use the Alphabet Express Learning Train to expand my knowledge of English letters and numbers as I play.
4: I should not say the removable logs are too heavy for me to lift and then ask Ella to come and help me
5: I am not allowed to play with rope without supervision.
6: Ella will use the Alphabet Express Learning Train in her own way, not with me.
7: I am not allowed to tie my sisters anymore to imaginary railroad tracks.
8: I should not use the included remote to drive the Alphabet Express Learning Train at people from up to twelve feet away.
9: Ella does not learn Spanish better when she is about to be run over by a little remote controlled train,.
10: My little sister looks up to me and loves me and I have to be careful and protect her, even if she is laughing and saying “More Train! More Train!”.
11: Olivia is not a tattletale and is not ugly. Also, the dress Gramma gave her is very pretty and does not make her look dumb.
12: Next time I want to help Ella learn Spanish, Mommy has to approve the curicolum NARWHALS!