In his private journal, kenney9226 wrote:You were just a waste of sperm
They way you look
Makes my stomach turn
The way you think
Is no way at all

God you really think you have balls

I hate you
Ain't it true
I hate you
And everything you do

You walk around like a smurfing beautiful tulip
And everytime you're near
You know I get real sick

You're so stupid
There's nothing in your head
God how I wish that you were dead

I hate you
Ain't it true
I hate you
And everything you do

kenney9226, concerned about his patient no1, wrote:Train, roll on, on down the line.
Won't you, please, take me far away.
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door.
Means I'm, I'm leaving my woman at home.

Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Oh, my baby's gone with the wind.

And I just don't know, oh, where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
Well, when this train ends I'll try again
oh, but I'm leaving my woman at home.

Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.
Train, roll on, Tuesday's gone.

Train, roll on many miles from my home.
See I'm, I'm riding my blues away, yeh.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free.
Lord, but somehow I've got to carry on.

Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.
Train, roll on 'cause my baby's gone..
I'm riding my blues away, baby
turn around my blues
ride on, train, ride on, train
ridin' my blues, babe
come back to me, babe
come back to me
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh train..

no1, the hopeless romantic, wrote:Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
And my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.

Love was when I loved you,
One true time to hold on to
In my life we'll always go on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.

Josephus, in reply to kenney's concerns, wrote:Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev'ryone come on

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

Hoping to predict one of the songs to be sung in tonight's American Idol, Josephus supportively wrote:

kenney9226, who doesn't realize that joe doesn't watch 'reality TV', wrote:

But Josephus, American Idol is far from "reality." Indeed, it is staged as staged can be, so I wrote:

kenney9226, who apparently didn't notice joe's use of single quotes instead of the more strict double quotes around "reality tv" that kenney wrote, wrote:

Josephus, hangin' with the single quotes instead of the married ones, wrote:

Where's Lord v8r been?

no1, calming down a bit, wrote:Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Enjoy the silence

JoeDeeDee, who should try googling 'stfu' to see how many NSFW versions of STFU images there are, wrote:

no1, partial to the cookie monster putting Bert in his place Stop tearing friendly umbrellas picture, wrote:

Josephus, concerned by the recent personality change by no1, wonders if it were actually n01, and silently wrote:

Well geez, someone added "lyrics quoting" to the title of the thread, which I just noticed yesterday, which takes all the fun out of lyrics quoting in this thread, which means I have to find some other safe-for-work way of amusing myself.

Not that anyone cares.

Josephus, who is going to tell us when the contest winners will be posted wrote wrote:In two minuets

Then FenStar wrote:

FenStar, feeling very optimistic, and reminding joe of his ball-n-chain, wrote:

no1, who might be happier if "lyrics quoting" were removed from the title of the thread, which might make the rest of its users happier as well, wrote:

Well geez, someone added "lyrics quoting" to the title of the thread, which I just noticed yesterday, which takes all the fun out of lyrics quoting in this thread, which means I have to find some other safe-for-work way of amusing myself.

Not that anyone cares.

Josephus' evil twin wrote:

Josephus, who knows the winning chops and is going to post for wootbot wrote wrote:Tgentry

Blue, who decided he missed the sane wooters and came back wrote wrote:Hello!

Fen the Star wrote:

SkekTek quietly but calmly wrote:

kenney9226, with much flourish and a topcoat of Revlon hot pink doggie lip gloss, wrote:

SkekTek, enjoying a vacation from school this week with his fishies, wrote:

Does anyone know what those giant dirt drawings (by the miyans maybe?) are called?

FenStar, in search of history, wrote:Does anyone know what those giant dirt drawings (by the miyans maybe?) are called?

One time, SkekTek wrote:

kenney9226, who's friends are glad to see him safely off probation, wrote:

SkekTek, who speaks the truth, and while doing so is looking himself up on ratemyprofessor.com, wrote:

allawayr joined the compliment-filled afternoon and self-reflectively wrote:

OBNOXIOUS FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH POST!!!!

Josephus, who, shillelagh! I have to pick up my son!, wrote:

Josephus, who is currently breaking land speed records, wrote:

The formerly bearded SkekTek wrote:

the formerly probied kenney9226 wrote:

SkekTekatron wrote:

kenanatenanadenteneraranterator wrote: