kenney9226, the James Dean of the woot whores, wrote:

Josephus, man of the hour, wrote:

kenney9226 wrote:

allawayr wrote:

alla, of the Maryland wayrs, wrote:

and then Josephus totally wrote:

kenney9226 wasn't proven in a quart of slaw that he wrote:

Skekin Tekin wrote:

suddenly, allawayr wrote:

kenney9226, who fell off the pier Inadvertantly, wrote:

Josephus, communing with his spirit animals this week, wrote:

SkekTek, cool as the other side of the pillow, wrote:

SkekTek, who began to perorate, wrote:

Josephus was on to something when he wrote:

kenney9226, who was aghast at hearing of josephus' cruel past, wrote:

Josephus, who knows that those who don't know the past are doomed to repeat it, wrote:Some people call me the space cowboy,yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitus of love.
People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry Cause I'm right here, right here, right here,
right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun.
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my loving on the run Wooo Woooo


You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Wanna shake your tree.
a Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one Wooo Wooooo

Wooo Wooo
People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home
You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches wanna shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

kenney9226, who's puckers are starting to reach a refined art form level, wrote:

SkekTek took time out of his busy day and wrote:Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big cherubic Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
cross the wire cross the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lovely ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Hey listen here
Now i got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens at this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you done made a big man of me

Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
ooooooh yeah
(alright big Fat bottom girls)
Fat bottomed girls
(yeah alright)
Fat bottomed girls
(Yes yes yes)

kenney9226, who didn't know that Tek just paid $300 to have the house drains snaked (ouch), wrote:

SkekTek, who wanted to use his woot wages to buy a Wii, sadly wrote:

kenney9226, who probably is at work while Tek is on Spring Break, wrote:

SkekTek, who must secretly have a fishcam in a certain guvment office, wrote:

kenney9226, who hasn't set up a webcam yet in a government office, wrote:

SkekTek, fighting the good fight, wrote:

no1, who has access to really angry infants, wrote:

kenney9226, bringing out another military java client, wrote:

no1 wanted to have wrote:

no1, king of the STFUs, wrote:

no1 quietly awoke, stared omnisciently into the distance, took a cleansing breath, and wrote:

kenney9226, who probably doesn't remember when that song came out like Freddy Mercury, wrote:

no1, who has several sweaters made from this fella's whiskers, wrote: