Jason Toon wrote:

i’ll show anybody ... my boobs

cruzer wrote: how was it?

cruzer wrote:going on good...

cruzer wrote: the party is just starting!!

cruzer wrote://smack


actually, I did it to my mom.

SkekTek wrote:Wow... I'm ... old...

Apologies to everyone.

superspryte wrote:I'm ... coming!

AZGman wrote:No; I didn't get a firm enough grip before she smacked me. She said I had been making weird noises before I did it.

Schrobblehead wrote: Have you you been "googling" me?

dontwantaname wrote:No, I don't mind the sex stuff...

dontwantaname wrote:I don't mind the sex ... if it isn't gross.
Do I need to make daj watch?

Schrobblehead wrote:

gwp wrote:

heh.

no1 wrote:I love Ms. D... Especially when ground into nutritious protein-rich wafers topped with cream cheese.

allawayr wrote:

Eh, he probably thinks I'm old anyway.

kenney9226 wrote:I can do that easy, and twice on Saturdays!

JoeDeeDee wrote:Eh, he probably thinks I'm old anyway.

Ms. D,

Depends if you start quoting song lyrics from the 60s or not.

SkekTek wrote:I wanna... **ck .... anyone ... this week! At least, until Friday...

no1 wrote:Ms. D,

Depends if you start quoting song lyrics from the 60s or not.

I could quote song lyrics from the 60s, although most of said songs would be from before I was born. Would it still make me old if I can quote 'em anyway?

JoeDeeDee wrote:I could quote song lyrics from the 60s, although most of said songs would be from before I was born. Would it still make me old if I can quote 'em anyway?

Ms. D,
I guess quoting song lyrics from the '60s is OK, since I do it too. Good music is timeless. Quoting song lyrics from the '60s because you're reminiscing about the '60s would make you old.

dontwantaname wrote://smack

bad, bad no1

You know, if I gave you an hour (lowest we can do) every time you should be smacked...you would never be here!

Ms. Name,

Since when did stating the truth become probatable?

dontwantaname wrote:said nothing

This is way less fun since you just posted this in this thread

no1 wrote:
_had__ ... Monica Lewinsky!

JoeDeeDee wrote:

This one is kind of a stretch even for me, Ms. D.

Maybe this one is better:

no1 wrote:
would you be happy if a stranger started massaging your chest?!?

Or this one:

no1 wrote:Try putting them right side up when you massage them!

JoeDeeDee wrote:

I like your editing style.

dontwantaname wrote:This is bleach, it doesn't wash out!

Mr1 is on a male sex organ.

dontwantaname wrote:I will remove it. I have the power.....///runs off laughing evil laugh

Abuse of power! You even changed the quote in my post!

terrybatey wrote:I like your editing style.

Thank you!

I could be wrong, but I thought you were supposed to put ellipses and other symbols to indicate where you left stuff out of quotes.

no1 wrote:Here is my handle
Here is my, uh, "beautiful tulip"

pooflady wrote:When I get all steamed up, hear me shout

daj59 wrote:I'm an ass...! I'm an ass...! Yea!

dontwantaname wrote:I'm bringing home a ...six foot salior boy... be so full of joy