dontwantaname


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pooflady wrote:Good morning everyone. It was 2 earlier, but now it's up to 5! Whoopie!
WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar

Still single, can't imagine why.

FenStar


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KtCallista wrote:We have a problem getting plowed because instead of paying someone with the "equipment", the maintenance guy goes around to do the "drives", and everyone has already driven "it"
Still single, can't imagine why.

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar
dontwantaname wrote:The "service" guy came, did 3 neighbors and left.
I use to get them to do me on the street for free.
Now I offer to pay and i didn't get done.
Still single, can't imagine why.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
BootsBoots wrote:I love me those boobies!


I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar
pooflady wrote:I was at the library a couple times a week when I was growing up in the 30s. But not since then. Now I buy them all.
Still single, can't imagine why.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
Gatzby wrote: I want honey =(
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Gatzby


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pooflady wrote:Eww, but less than a half inch.



Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
Gatzby wrote:



Yep, too much time.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Gatzby


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pooflady wrote:Yep, too much.



Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
Gatzby wrote:



//snort//



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Congrats on the 6 inches!



bump

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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no1 wrote:bump




You wish.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar
FenStar wrote:I am crazy! HERP DERP!

LOOK AT MY PRETTY PICTURE!

Why does no one love me?
I have low self-esteem.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Be my friend please?
Still single, can't imagine why.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
FenStar wrote:



Beautiful.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

dontwantaname


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FenStar wrote:



Love might be a bit much, but we like you.

Really pretty picture.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

lplady


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lplady
no1 wrote:sure! i'll pet adder's left nut.


no1


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bassanimation wrote:I dont know what's going on in here...but Pokemon Black is **cking my butt.



any time is a good time for new quotees.

lplady


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cscrudder wrote:A Coworker's Big o' Cosmos came in the mail at the same time as mine (we get our stuff delivered to the office). The secretary brings my Big o' Cosmos to me..

Secretary: "Wow your stuff is bigger than [coworker name]'s"

Me: "That's what she said"


Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
jonmok1989 wrote:Are these Mac compatible? Can I plant apples with these?



njack26 wrote:Hypothetically, yes.
PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

no1


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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Small. Couldn't figure out what it was.



that's what she said.

no1


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walmazan wrote:I said Paigeg **cks! all the time


no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Ok, we have a sex ... I'm done.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I have a monkey





abuse of mod powers edit....I think you might be the father, mr no1

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
pooflady wrote:
Wish, though, I could have found bigger ones.



My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Mavyn


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eshelly2 wrote: I don't know where your nipples are...
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


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pooflady wrote:I'm trying to remember the last time I ****ed something. No luck.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:SWM mid 50's. DC area. Hates sitting in traffic. Has dog that never seems to leave the property.



wow, this is so not the mental image i had of you.

inkycatz


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no1 wrote:wow, this is so not the mental image i had of you.



I love when that sort of thing happens. Makes things fun.

I'm just hanging out, really.

dontwantaname


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inkycatz wrote:I love when that sort of thing happens. Makes things fun.




No1 is a lier! He has seen pictures of me.
I'm not even sure he isn't a intelligent computer program!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:No1 is a lier! He has seen pictures of me.
I'm not even sure he isn't a intelligent computer program!



liar? that's a direct quote from you!

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:wow, this is so not the mental image i had of you.



Who? Me or Gman?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:Who? Me or Gman?



the quote is from you. i will let the lurkers decide for themselves whether it's more likely to describe oneself in that way or for someone to speak for another person in that way.

Iceback


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pooflady wrote:I'm almost 5'11", so most are too short so it helps a lot if they're longer. No way to rephrase that for No1.



I think that about says it all

In the end only kindness matters

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Except my mother in law. Hates to ***k. Had to, had 8 kids, but never got good at it.
Her mom didn't know how either.



I have a theory that everyone married Italian for the f***.

I know the Irish/German side of my family was
thrilled if they were going to my house and my Italian grandmother was ***king!

I'm sure all over the country there are WWII navy guys, still talking about the **** they got in Brooklyn when they came to visit ... !

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:



You are a bad, bad man.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:You are a bad, bad man.



i've been careless with a dontwantanam
and it's a sad, sad world
when a man will quote a post just because he can

don't you tell me to deny it
i've done wrong and i want to suffer for my sins
i've come to you 'cause i need guidance to be true
and i just don't know where I can begin

what i need is a good defense
'cause i'm feeling like a criminal
and I need to be redeemed
to the for'm i've sinned against
because it's all i ever knew of woot

Iceback


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dontwantaname wrote:

Spent ALL night dreaming about doing it.


They say that's a sign of old age...spending all night dreaming of what you used to spend all night DOING.

In the end only kindness matters

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Hubby uses the sink when we are home. The house smelled if we were away for a few days. I was emptying that bucket about 10 times a week.



please, someone help dname install a toilet in their house.