HiddenIdentity


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no1 wrote:I'm breaking anything with my scrotum.

2thFairy


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HiddenIdentity wrote:



He's Iron Man!

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I like to eat things that are already dead.

no1


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Josephus wrote:I get sores in my mouth

Josephus


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no1 wrote:Eh? What's wrong? I must have scrotal cancer.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:I am an almost hero for being able to do ... my coworker's boss!

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I don't think Josephus has that big a *****. I've seen a few pictures.

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zea3 wrote:Its fun ... All you need is scotch tape, trash bags..., and surgical gloves.



And adult diapers if you work for NASA ...

no1


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daj59 wrote:I'm easy


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no1 wrote:more fun if it's against their will.


Raining


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cruzer wrote:like you have any.

Raining


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cruzer wrote:

I'm hoping to have one by the end of July, and there's not a huge selection


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stlwooter wrote: paid for


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no1 wrote: Cyberpub. As always,
I am culturally challenged.


no1


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PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:You have the most interesting bathroom experiences.



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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

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killingtime wrote:Kinda gross. ... I should have just used the cool whip & raspberries.


Raining


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cruzer wrote:holy damn, if it wasn't so damn expensive, I'd be all over that.



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no1 wrote:What can I get for $7?


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cruzer wrote: I'm getting it. no telling when it will happen though. It'll happen some time.


cruzer wrote:
it's supposed to be a yearly thing


no1


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Josephus wrote:the key for me seems to be pulling really slowly.



TMI

Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:I googled "beer enema" and, indeed, there are links there, which I will...follow to find out more.
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Raining


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AZGman wrote:I've never seen any of her . . .


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cruzer wrote: I don't really have a reason.

HiddenIdentity


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PemberDucky wrote:You always know just what I need.

no1


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Schrobblehead wrote:I'm in. That sounds like the most fun party I've been to since I held my Al Gore

Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:



He's so doughy and soft. It's like hugging a down pillow.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Raining


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cruzer wrote:I actually want to see one pulled out, does it leave a hole?



eHalcyon


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Schrobblehead wrote:I'm much bigger than... two inches.



I'm probably going to regret ever getting involved with this thread.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

Schrobblehead


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eHalcyon wrote: See the caffeine-awake stare in their eyes?..... I do...bunny...in the mouth... ...I think the mouth...has been waiting a couple of weeks... Your cat and my bunnies should get together sometime... on the street.



Once you've posted in here you're pretty much stuck.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:...lay...my Buttfingerer.



I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

HiddenIdentity


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Schrobblehead wrote:You just have to jump in swinging. Most of us are extremely sophisticated in swinging.

HiddenIdentity


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no1 wrote: lay a finger on my Butt.

HiddenIdentity


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PemberDucky wrote:pop in whenever you can.

HiddenIdentity


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Schrobblehead wrote:I've been cutting back myself. I do get on once in a while if I'm really bored.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:The last place I worked that had windows also had drug dealers, pimps, and hookers ...

You may think I am kidding but really I am not making that up.

HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:"There's no point in testing you- this is as classic a case as any I've ever seen."

terrimeyers


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daj59 wrote:make sure it's short enough so it doesnt' go around his neck...Only had to show him once or twice how to get it in himself.




Thanks SS for my new togs!

Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:Hai I'm here for the pr0n?
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

terrimeyers


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stlwooter wrote:Ah, discovered a new scream today. much more piercing than her standard one... What fun. First time doing it single w/out mrs stl.

Thanks SS for my new togs!