I think the "Why Hamsters Eat Their Young" entry is hilarious.

OHHH! i should browse the other community pages more often (Like ive got time for that) so HERES where i unabashedly pander for votes??!!

Patchitect wrote:OHHH! i should browse the other community pages more often (Like ive got time for that) so HERES where i unabashedly pander for votes??!!

Mr. Patchitect,
Actually I think you're one of the talented few who don't need to pander for votes.

Patchitect wrote:OHHH! i should browse the other community pages more often (Like ive got time for that) so HERES where i unabashedly pander for votes??!!

I love your hamster shirt... one of the few shirts i would buy in any of these derbies. I plan to buy it if it wins. But i will be waiting till after the first day so that you will get some of the proceeds.

jbedwar1 wrote:I love your hamster shirt... one of the few shirts i would buy in any of these derbies. I plan to buy it if it wins. But i will be waiting till after the first day so that you will get some of the proceeds.

Mr. Jbedwar,
If too many people do as you do, Mr. Patchitect will lose out on prize money.

8. Artist Compensation. Woot shall pay Artist a flat fee for the aggregate amount of sales made by Woot on the day the Artwork is first made available to the general public by Woot in the amount of Two Hundred Fifty Dollars ($250.00) if aggregate sales on the date the Artwork is first made available total less than five hundred (500) apparel or garment pieces, or Five Hundred Dollars ($500.00) if aggregate sales on the date the Artwork is first made available total five hundred (500) or more apparel or garment pieces, payable within 30 days of such sale.

dontwantaname wrote:Hold onto that backpack. Babies come with lots of stuff! Tons of stuff.
You won't believe how much stuff.
They do, however like the zoo.

Ok, I voted for your shirt.

Just gotta chime in on the backpacks. As a proud owner of three red woot backpacks they are Awesome for lugging baby toys to and from places (for when you are gone for most of the day). Orc is using one for work, and I have one more to assign a duty to. I am sure we will find something. Babies have too much stuff and it only gets worse as they get older.

dontwantaname wrote:Then they move out and try to leave everything they ever owned in your attic!

My Mom and sister packed me for college, then my Mom moved and she packed my room off to my grandma's garage. I left for college in 1997, my boxes are still on a wall in grandma's garage.

dontwantaname wrote:Grandma must love you.

Oldest of her only two grandchildren. Yup she loves me!

KtCallista wrote:Oldest of her only two grandchildren. Yup she loves me!

Ms. C,
You must like wooting on the "sellout.woot" site.

no1 wrote:Ms. C,
You must like wooting on the "sellout.woot" site.

eh, mostly just the forum. the purple is a nice change.

KtCallista wrote:eh, mostly just the forum. the purple is a nice change.

Ms. C,
Ha, that's similar to the reason why I hang out on the shirt site, I like the blue.

no1 wrote:Ms. C,
Ha, that's similar to the reason why I hang out on the shirt site, I like the blue.

blue is good.

no1 wrote:Mr. Jbedwar,
If too many people do as you do, Mr. Patchitect will lose out on prize money.

I see....
If this shirt wins... he will have no problems doing that.
And i'm sure most don't wait an extra day just so they can pay 5 more dollars for the same product. It will sell out. If it doesnt look like it will by the end of the day .. then i'll buy it on first. But i dont see that happening.
Thanks for the info though.

no time this week. I'd make a "celebrate greenback day in the USA" shirt. Some tag line about holiday of capitalists.

Oh, and the other one would be "Pie-in-the-Face Day" What fun that would be.

One Day
Heat Day
Superheroes Day
Map Day
Light Day
Sound Day
Anything But Pirates Day (edit: not Butt Pirate Day!)
Summer into Fall Day
City Day
Cryptozoology Day
Night Day!
Halloween Day!
Nutrition Day
Time Travel Day
Information Graphics Day
Consumerism Day
Travel Day

no1 wrote:One Day
Heat Day
Superheroes Day
Map Day
Light Day
Sound Say
Anything But Pirates Day
Summer into Fall Day
City Day
Cryptozoology Day
Night Day!
Halloween Day!
Nutrition Day
Time Travel Day
Information Graphics Day
Consumerism Day
Travel Day

I especially like anything but pirates day.

your consumerism day is like my greenback day.

stlwooter wrote:I especially like anything but pirates day.

your consumerism day is like my greenback day.

I got a holiday I celebrate once a week instead of once a year. My family loves it, but not all can celebrate it. It was born out of misery, but is now celebrated with joy.

Oh, yes. I think everyone will be able to appreciate it. Old guys, college kids, workin' stiffs (especially workin' stiffs!), mothers, fathers, fun uncles...

kenney9226 wrote:I got a holiday I celebrate once a week instead of once a year. My family loves it, but not all can celebrate it. It was born out of misery, but is now celebrated with joy.

Mr. Kenney,
Two for Tuesdays?

no1 wrote:Mr. Kenney,
Two for Tuesdays?

ha ha ha

What do people think of "Kiss a Camel" holiday? Could get messy...

kenney9226 wrote:I got a holiday I celebrate once a week instead of once a year. My family loves it, but not all can celebrate it. It was born out of misery, but is now celebrated with joy.

Oh, yes. I think everyone will be able to appreciate it. Old guys, college kids, workin' stiffs (especially workin' stiffs!), mothers, fathers, fun uncles...

Duct tape kids to the ceiling day? Velcro suit trampoline onto sticky wall day?

SkekTek wrote:What do people think of "Kiss a Camel" holiday? Could get messy...

Mr. Tek,
Depends if that camel's got a nice pucker. Wouldn't mind seeing a little camel toe, either.

whack a mole day

beaver day

stlwooter wrote:beaver day

shave a beaver day

no1 wrote:shave a beaver day

eager beaver day

Everybody is named Fred day

create a holiday. . . .heh Have fun guys! If I survive this weekend I might come back and vote for ya'all.

give a goose day

Change your baby's diaper day.

Wait... every day is change your baby's diaper day!

no1 wrote:Mr. Kenney,
Two for Tuesdays?

oh, so close! but no.

You'll kick yourself for not thinking of it first!

Unless you actually did, in which case I'm copying you!

I like that two for Tuesday idea, though. It seems to work for those radio guys..

dontwantaname wrote:You do that every day?

Somebody does, Ms. Name. Gremlins or something.

Actually I usually end up just taking off an old one and wiping on weekdays.

dontwantaname wrote:
//jumps up and down

I want picture! I want PICTURE! I WANT A PICTURE! OF THE ENTIRE BABY, NOT JUST A PART!

//jumps up and down

Ms. Name, unless your real name is Jessica Alba, that jumping thing's not really that persuasive.

*cough*
*sniffle*
Well these probably won't be as funny tomorrow when the cough medicine wears off, but we will see. Any suggestions?
tried this at first:


but changed it to this:
Happy Leaky Pen Day!-traditoinal gift of course is a pocket protector


And how about a holiday for our second amendment right? What better way to hunt those vicious deer!
Happy AK-47 day!

I guess i'm going to go with Spontaneous Combustion Day
Hope i get some votes once i get it submitted

no1 wrote:Change your baby's diaper day.

Wait... every day is change your baby's diaper day!

"It's Pull-Up Time!"