sisterC


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being tired when i feel so good and relaxed...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

tennisplayer121


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I hate paying tax for stuff I buy over the internet.
(I just had to complain since woot just started charging Missouri orders with tax)
:-)

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tennisplayer121


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I hate when students in a class think they are currently in a rock band and playing the drums with pencils as sticks.

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SnoofsterDotCom


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I hate when you call customer service and enter your customer number...then when a person picks up they ask for you customer number. I feel like telling them, you go find it!

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pooflady


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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time........ I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?







The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

dontwantaname


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tennisplayer121 wrote:I hate when students in a class think they are currently in a rock band and playing the drums with pencils as sticks.



I hate when tennisplayer comes back after a long absence and DOESN'T SAY HI! Unless you did, in which case you can ignore this.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

mwiseman


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pooflady wrote:9 Things I Hate About Everyone

Poof, you are my freaking hero.

pooflady


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mwiseman wrote:Poof, you are my freaking hero.





The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

sisterC


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waking up to pee at 4 am and not being able to fall back to sleep...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

Booperelli


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sisterC wrote:waking up to pee at 4 am and not being able to fall back to sleep...



Waking up to pee at 11, 12, 1, 3, 3:30, 4:30, 6, 7, 7:45....

thank God giving birth cures that

Booperelli


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Keyboards with the little square backspace that I always miss, hitting \ instead

Booperelli


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Stairs like this

pooflady


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Booperelli wrote:Waking up to pee at 11, 12, 1, 3, 3:30, 4:30, 6, 7, 7:45....

thank God giving birth cures that



Well, it does until you hit a later age.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Booperelli


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pooflady wrote:Well, it does until you hit a later age.



I WILL NEVER GROW OLD


please no

pooflady


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Booperelli wrote:I WILL NEVER GROW OLD


please no



It's better than the alternative.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Booperelli


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pooflady wrote:It's better than the alternative.



I suppose.

I've got awhile, though.

My current fear is turning 25.

And to get there I have to turn 24

pooflady


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Booperelli wrote:I suppose.

I've got awhile, though.

My current fear is turning 25.

And to get there I have to turn 24



For heaven's sake, why would you be afraid of turning 25?



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

SkekTek


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pooflady wrote:For heaven's sake, why would you be afraid of turning 25?



Heh, next year I enter another decade of life myself...

pooflady


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SkekTek wrote:Heh, next year I enter another decade of life myself...



Ah, yes, the dreaded 40. 40 only bothered me for one day. 30 and 50 didn't bother me at all. 60, on the other hand, still bothers me and that was a year and a half ago. I DON'T LIKE IT.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Booperelli


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pooflady wrote:For heaven's sake, why would you be afraid of turning 25?



Because it's halfway to 50.. and a quarter of 100.. and then I'm closer to 30 than I am to 20. Because after 30 comes 40, etc. etc. etc.

I am very young. I'd rather keep it that way.

Booperelli


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Although I wouldn't mind retiring.

Except I don't have a job

no1


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trying to feed a sleepy baby

no1


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committing crimes as a masked criminal

sisterC


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rain in any form

you should see what is headed this way!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

mwiseman


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A velcro loin cloth.

killingtime


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Being nominated for a committee or counsel.

killingtime


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mwiseman wrote:A velcro loin cloth.



*drool*

killingtime


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Booperelli wrote:Stairs like this



Me, too...aren't they called "breakfast stairs?"

gwp


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killingtime wrote:*drool*



Umm ... doubles as a bib?


2thFairy


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SkekTek wrote:Heh, next year I enter another decade of life myself...



Three weeks before my impending doom, Skek.. gads!

AttilaTheMom


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testing... testing...

yep. I still hate my job. :P

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ whatever.

sisterC


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that i spent so much time taking care of others that i never thought about what would happen to me when i needed help. it sux to get old!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

no1


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anthropomorphic vegetables

sisterC


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no1 wrote:anthropomorphic vegetables



llo, i always feel guilty cooking taters that look like something human

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

no1


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peeling potatoes

pooflady


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peeling anything...especially sunburn



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

no1


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pooflady wrote:peeling anything...especially sunburn



i peel fruit for mrs. 1.

sisterC


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nose pickers!!!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

PemberDucky


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sisterC wrote:nose pickers!!!




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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

AttilaTheMom


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bipartisan bailout bills.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ whatever.