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(ah, memories of MST3k CAPTION THIS! on scifi.com back in the 90s)
Look Timmy, if Lassie was on this boat, she'd surely be in the cook's pot by now, so let's hear no more about it.
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(center fellow says) Pardon me, but I think the tailor sent you the wrong size shirt. You seem to be stretched like a bow-string.
Like Lake Wobegon, but without the lake.