pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
dreamaster wrote:eh, less than an inch high actually.

But when you add determination and being a proud of being obstinate , well, then the issues start being raised past the the individual, and become the domain of the pride.



Lemmings are only an inch high? Surely not.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

dreamaster


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pooflady wrote:Lemmings are only an inch high? Surely not.


Well, some robust lemmings can reach two inches high, but I'm happy to be less than an inch high, and am really happy with my jacket that let's me hide my paw.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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dreamaster wrote:Well, some robust lemmings can reach two inches high, but I'm happy to be less than an inch high, and am really happy with my jacket that let's me hide my paw.



My rats can beat the carp out of you!
Now I have to google lemmings to see how big they are.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
dontwantaname wrote:My rats can beat the carp out of you!
Now I have to google lemmings to see how big they are.



Heck, his Cheetos are taller than that.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

dreamaster


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Oh, so now it's size over talent?

Typical...

dontwantaname


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Class: Mammalia: Mammals Diet: Grass
Order: Rodentia: Rodents
Size: body:13 - 15 cm (5 - 6 in), tail: 2 cm (3/4 in)
Family: Microtinae: Voles and Lemmings Conservation Status: Non-threatened
Scientific Name: Lemmus lemmus Habitat: tundra, grassland
Range: Scandinavia

Class: Mammalia: Mammals Diet: Grass
Order: Rodentia: Rodents
Size: body:13 - 15 cm (5 - 6 in), tail: 2 cm (3/4 in)
Family: Microtinae: Voles and Lemmings Conservation Status: Non-threatened
Scientific Name: Lemmus lemmus Habitat: tundra, grassland
Range: Scandinavia

I had no idea that they were so small.
The dwaft hammies were the right size for them!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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dreamaster wrote:Well, some robust lemmings can reach two inches high, but I'm happy to be less than an inch high, and am really happy with my jacket that let's me hide my paw.




Yes, Napoleon lemming.
Your size is more than made up for by your speed and cunning.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dreamaster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dreamaster

Define small!

//starts loading nuclear briefcases

dreamaster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dreamaster
dontwantaname wrote:Yes, Napoleon lemming.
Your size is more than made up for by your speed and cunning.



Don't know about speed - but I definitely enjoy culling!

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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dreamaster wrote:Define small!

//starts loading nuclear briefcases



You can't outrun nuclear.


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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The guy who's book is being sold on wine, is on Conan O'Brien right now.
He is funny.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Is being probationed the same as leaving? Clarifier needed.

Lasiurus cinereus semotus.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
SkekTek wrote:Is being probationed the same as leaving? Clarifier needed.

Lasiurus cinereus semotus.



All you people trying to get off on technicalities. You're either out or you're not. Or you're pretending to go and lurking to see how much you're missed, which is what I suspect most of us will do or have done already.

And quit with the French words, man. This is A-M-E-R-I-C-A.

I've had it! Sheesh!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
kenney9226 wrote:All you people trying to get off on technicalities. You're either out or you're not. Or you're pretending to go and lurking to see how much you're missed, which is what I suspect most of us will do or have done already.

And quit with the French words, man. This is A-M-E-R-I-C-A.

I've had it! Sheesh!



being banned is the same as leaving, but probationed? not so much.

and where does kenney think 'sheesh' came from?

According to Wikijoeia, it is a French word. As you know, this source isn't that great, but was the only one I could find that I trusted.

Sheesh!: Interjection. 1. Criminy! 2. Rolls eyes. 3. Oh, brother.
From the French, shuishe, (Balderdash!).

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
kenney9226 wrote:All you people trying to get off on technicalities. You're either out or you're not. Or you're pretending to go and lurking to see how much you're missed, which is what I suspect most of us will do or have done already.

And quit with the French words, man. This is A-M-E-R-I-C-A.

I've had it! Sheesh!



Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde. I love french insults. They sound so cool.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
Josephus wrote:being banned is the same as leaving, but probationed? not so much.

and where does kenney think 'sheesh' came from?

According to Wikijoeia, it is a French word. As you know, this sort isn't that great, but was the only one I could find that I trusted.

Sheesh!: Interjection. 1. Criminy! 2. Rolls eyes. 3. Oh, brother.
From the French, shuishe, (Balderdash!).




Josephus might have well have wrote:blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah



SkekTek wrote:Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde. I love french insults. They sound so cool.



SkekTek may have well have wrote:blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah





You all are driving me bonkers. I'm going to make good and just remove my presence from all of you and then lurk around and boy, you'll be sorry!

Or maybe I'll start up again as one of my creative fake IDs!


SecretIdentity


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SecretIdentity
kenney9226 wrote:You all are driving me bonkers. I'm going to make good and just remove my presence from all of you and then lurk around and boy, you'll be sorry!

Or maybe I'll start up again as one of my creative fake IDs!



You dummy. That's a different thread.

TedTheodoreLogan


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kenney9226 wrote:You all are driving me bonkers. I'm going to make good and just remove my presence from all of you and then lurk around and boy, you'll be sorry!

Or maybe I'll start up again as one of my creative fake IDs!



...But this is my real name! And Bill's stepmom's HOT!!!


Bill's mom is hot!!!

BillSPrestonEsq


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TedTheodoreLogan wrote:...But this is my real name! And Bill's stepmom's HOT!!!



Shut up, Ted!!!!!


Shut up, Ted!

WayneAndGarth


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BillSPrestonEsq wrote:Shut up, Ted!!!!!



You both are dorks.

Ya, right!!!

BillSPrestonEsq


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WayneAndGarth wrote:You both are dorks.



Who's the couple of dudes that are sharing a woot account?

Oh, yeah, that'd be you two.

Wyld Stalyns rules!


Shut up, Ted!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
SkekTek wrote:Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde. I love french insults. They sound so cool.



translated by Google:
"You are a potato with the face of a pig to india."

or--
Here are your french fries with bacon, curried. you stinking American. ptew! I spit on you!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
pooflady wrote:Lemmings are only an inch high? Surely not.



don't call me Shirley.

WayneAndGarth


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BillSPrestonEsq wrote:Who's the couple of dudes that are sharing a woot account?

Oh, yeah, that'd be you two.

Wyld Stalyns rules!



Yah, but one of us beat Wayne Gretzky one-on-one in hockey... Aaaand, our movie had Tia Carrere, you had Jane Wiedlin...

But hey, wanna make a comeback movie with all of us in it! That'd be schweet!

Ya, right!!!

WayneAndGarth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages WayneAndGarth
Josephus wrote:don't call me Shirley.



Hey! You're Kareem Abdul-Josephus! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers! I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

Ya, right!!!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
WayneAndGarth wrote:Yah, but one of us beat Wayne Gretzky one-on-one in hockey... Aaaand, our movie had Tia Carrere, you had Jane Wiedlin...

But hey, wanna make a comeback movie with all of us in it! That'd be schweet!



'course he was 4 yrs old.

SkekTek


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Josephus wrote:'course he was 4 yrs old.



jimiyo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jimiyo
SkekTek wrote:



is that you?

I made a collage.

I was hoping to find that I am not a prima donna.

SkekTek


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No, that is Dave Bug, a Woot employee. But there is an amazing level of work in your post. I own the black shirt proudly. Thought the lobster was gonna win. And there are lots of goodness in the rest. Wish I could be that consistently good.

I should just quit.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
SkekTek wrote:No, that is Dave Bug, a Woot employee. But there is an amazing level of work in your post. I own the black shirt proudly. Thought the lobster was gonna win. And there are lots of goodness in the rest. Wish I could be that consistently good.

I should just quit.



I Can't believe it. I was here and was told that SOMEONE would wait so I could be around this morning to watch the old post-O-meter roll past 10,000, and what happens?

Yes, it happened whilst I was sleeping next to The Lovely Lady McSnores-A-Lot.

Thank You Very Much. Now I know where I truly fit in the scheme of things.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO gone!

C-YA! you Harvey Wallbangers! I know I won't be missed!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
kenney9226 wrote:I Can't believe it. I was here and was told that SOMEONE would wait so I could be around this morning to watch the old post-O-meter roll past 10,000, and what happens?

Yes, it happened whilst I was sleeping next to The Lovely Lady McSnores-A-Lot.

Thank You Very Much. Now I know where I truly fit in the scheme of things.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO gone!

C-YA! you Harvey Wallbangers! I know I won't be missed!



I'm about to pass 13,000 posts, if that'll cheer you up. Sure it isn't 10,000, but nobody even noticed when I passed that mark.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
kenney9226 wrote:I Can't believe it. I was here and was told that SOMEONE would wait so I could be around this morning to watch the old post-O-meter roll past 10,000, and what happens?

Yes, it happened whilst I was sleeping next to The Lovely Lady McSnores-A-Lot.

Thank You Very Much. Now I know where I truly fit in the scheme of things.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO gone!

C-YA! you Harvey Wallbangers! I know I won't be missed!



I obviously tried to rack it to 9999 and quit, but I can't count. I just can't concentrate anymore. This board is taking all my time! I can't think straight! I got work to do!!! Arrrrgghh!!!

I freaking quit....

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
pooflady wrote:Lemmings are only an inch high? Surely not.



Well, there always are the stiletto lemmings, and they can get up to 5" high, especially on the streets of Atlantic City at night...

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
SkekTek wrote:I obviously tried to rack it to 9999 and quit, but I can't count. I just can't concentrate anymore. This board is taking all my time! I can't think straight! I got work to do!!! Arrrrgghh!!!

I freaking quit....



SkekTek wrote:Well, there always are the stiletto lemmings, and they can get up to 5" high, especially on the streets of Atlantic City at night...



THAT was a long exit...

TheUnChola


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I quit. Let someone else win derbies. I hate the money...

I laugh at you! Ha.. ha ha ha!!!

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
Josephus wrote:I'm about to pass 13,000 posts, if that'll cheer you up. Sure it isn't 10,000, but nobody even noticed when I passed that mark.



no1 wrote:Dr. J,
I just noticed you're over 10,000 posts. Congratulations!


pooflady wrote:Way to go, Josephus.



KtCallista wrote:Congrats Joe!



and, in case you think you missed us noticing,

Josephus wrote:huh. thanks, everybody.

off to bed.




Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
no1 wrote:



yeah, quite the big deal, huh? and I had about 10,060 posts when that stuff was posted.

no1


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Josephus wrote:yeah, quite the big deal, huh? and I had about 10,060 posts when that stuff was posted.



Dr. J,

I can't help it if you're posting a lot over in the Derby threads. I'm too scared to go there!!!

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

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So far, we have had about six people make "I'm gone" comments:

AZGman
jimiyo
cruzer
darthv8r
dreamaster
kenney9226

Some of these fine individdles have come back already. Including me, as I removed myself for almost six hours in protest of missing a certain person's 10,000th post. I am back to see someone else's 13,000th post, so take that!

Some others we hope come back soon.

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no1


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kenney9226 wrote:*** SUMMARY POST ***
*** SUMMARY POST ***

So far, we have had about six people make "I'm gone" comments:

AZGman
jimiyo
cruzer
darthv8r
dreamaster
kenney9226

Some of these fine individdles have come back already. Including me, as I removed myself for almost six hours in protest of missing a certain person's 10,000th post. I am back to see someone else's 13,000th post, so take that!

Some others we hope come back soon.

*** END OF SUMMARY POST ***
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I'm gone.