daveinwarshington wrote:I actually do have magic shoes. I just can't get them to improve my tap dancing. I'm so upset, all they do is turn anything I kick into gold. I wanted them to help me tap dance!
The person below me is considering taking a college course on 'balloon animal art'.
Well, I've got to do something about my ineptness with balloons. I took the mail order course but it didn't go so well. My monkeys, kangaroos, and tigers were still popping. Then I tried reading "Balloons For Dummies" but I was still popping penguins, poodles, and pandas. It was SO frustrating!
So taking this college course is my last ditch effort. The registrar told me that if I pop anything else, he'll let me audit the course for free.
The person below me plans to shoot a world class ad for the Super Bowl. They are hitting up all of their friends for the funding to pull it off.