Kids today, am I right? When I was their age and playing with computers, I had an entire pioneer family to feed and keep from dying of dysentery.
Make your own jewelry! Or slingshot ammunition!
If you see flames coming out of it for reals, back away slowly and then start screaming.
It's not yacht rock, but it'll do ... for now.
This watch will not make your kid invisible. But they don't have to know that.
Turn that old wardrobe from last year into a hot new wardrobe for this year! And if anybody notices, drop some attitude on their butts. That's how RuPaul would do it.
Don't worry. These two won't fight like cats and dogs. They'll fight like brothers and sisters.
MERMAIDS! MERMAIDS! They ARE real!
This toy presents you with the perfect opportunity to teach your kids about how some people are "different" or "special" and that it's OK and not weird at all.
Karloff the search, we found Frankenstein's Monster!
