I still remember the day putty became sentient and eradicated almost the entire human race. We must fight back.
If this isn't enough humidity, maybe consider moving to a different climate.
Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our
desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Not as dangerous as they make it look in that Stallone movie.
What kind of message do pedals send to children? Raise your kids right, and start em out on their own two feet.
Riding the bus is a lot easier to swallow when it's magic.
Big kids. Small kids. ALL KIDS. But no grownups, please, grownups are too heavy.
We're not big on commitment.
I don’t care if nap time “interferes with your artistic growth,” young lady. You take off that smock and get in bed this instant.
TherMOMeter knows best.