IRL Is Best
Use the Force. And if that doesn't work, try 3 AAA batteries.
They've finished the new Yoshi game. They're wrapping up the new BioShock. The new MarioKart's not out yet. What's a kid supposed to do all summer long... play the same thing AGAIN??
So we're stocking this Woot-Off with oodles and scads of this-n-that to keep your child busy and happy from now until the next Woot-Off!
Because you're going to be back to buy more from us, right? We love you more than those video game designers do. Did you know they always talk about you when you're out of the room? Especially the one with the name made of nothing but vowels. Boy, are THEY jerkfaces.