WowWee Robopanda

by Wootbot

Pandering

Oh, you wanted a Robopanda? I wish I’d known that before I smuggled this one into the country.

Here I thought I was the world’s greatest Dad, defying international wildlife authorities and my own better judgment to bring you the world’s most exotic pet, a rare and exquisitely beautiful creature, one of only 3,000 such animals left on Earth. But you actually wanted a little robot that costs a fraction of what I had to bribe each Chinese customs official, not to mention what I spent on plane tickets, hired guns, local guides, panda traps, and panda rabies shots. Yeah, OK.

So, you know, I’m sure Robopanda is great, with its lively jokes and songs, three play modes, three play moods, and touch and sound controls. Sounds like a lot of fun. But this real panda is pretty cool, too, right? Isn’t he cute? Maybe we could just call him “Robo”, how about that?

Well, yes, I know he doesn’t smell very good. He’s a wild animal. Whoa, whoa, keep your hands away from his mouth. He’s mostly a vegetarian but he’s still got big sharp teeth. No, honey, he doesn’t know any jokes. Or songs, or dance moves. No, I’m sorry, you can’t ride him either.

OK, fine. I’ll go get you Robopanda. But I have to take this one back first. If I’m not back in six weeks, tell Mommy to call the American embassy in Beijing.

 

Warranty: 90 Day WowWee

Condition: New

Recommended Ages: 8 Years and Up

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