Oh, you wanted a Robopanda? I wish I’d known that before I smuggled this one into the country.
Here I thought I was the world’s greatest Dad, defying international wildlife authorities and my own better judgment to bring you the world’s most exotic pet, a rare and exquisitely beautiful creature, one of only 3,000 such animals left on Earth. But you actually wanted a little robot that costs a fraction of what I had to bribe each Chinese customs official, not to mention what I spent on plane tickets, hired guns, local guides, panda traps, and panda rabies shots. Yeah, OK.
So, you know, I’m sure Robopanda is great, with its lively jokes and songs, three play modes, three play moods, and touch and sound controls. Sounds like a lot of fun. But this real panda is pretty cool, too, right? Isn’t he cute? Maybe we could just call him “Robo”, how about that?
Well, yes, I know he doesn’t smell very good. He’s a wild animal. Whoa, whoa, keep your hands away from his mouth. He’s mostly a vegetarian but he’s still got big sharp teeth. No, honey, he doesn’t know any jokes. Or songs, or dance moves. No, I’m sorry, you can’t ride him either.
OK, fine. I’ll go get you Robopanda. But I have to take this one back first. If I’m not back in six weeks, tell Mommy to call the American embassy in Beijing.
Warranty: 90 Day WowWee
Recommended Ages: 8 Years and Up
- Robopanda is a playful and talkative interactive friend
- With his engaging personality and bright animated eyes, Robopanda loves to share stories and jokes, play games, sing songs and talk with children of all ages
- He’s a fun-filled robotic bear who can even crawl on all fours and return to a sitting position
- Designed to work without a remote control, Robopanda is controlled directly through touch and sound controls
- You’ll experience hours of delight and entertainment playing with him and his interactive cartridge-based content
- Realistic movements
- Recognizes the differences between a stroke, touch and pat
- Equipped with safety sensors
- Three play modes
- Friend, Menu and Training
- Three moods
- Shy, Feisty, and Happy
- Comes with his own Plush Panda Toy with which he will play and interact
- Includes 2 Activity and Story cartridges
- See Robopanda In Action! Click HERE!
- D'awwww! Cuteness.
- Mode Selection Switch / Battery and Cartridge Compartment - Closed
- Mode Selection Switch / Battery and Cartridge Compartment - Opened
- Package Contents
- Robopanda Dimensions:
- Sitting: 14”H x 15”W x 12” D
- Standing: 19”H x 19”W x 7”D
- Robopanda Weight: 6.5 lbs
- Robopanda Battery Requirements: (6) C Alkaline Batteries and (4) AA Alkaline Batteries (Batteries not included)
- Product Manual: Click HERE!
- Plush Panda Toy Dimensions: 10”H x 7”W x 4”D
- Plush Panda Toy Weight: 0.10 lbs
In the box:
- (1) WowWee Robopanda – Model# 8068
- (1) Plush Panda Toy
- (2) Activity and Story Cartridges
- (1) Instruction Manual