Ultimate Beach Towel - 2 Patterns

by wootbot

Under Cover

The perfect place to hide your valuables, or someone else's.

"Pssst. Hey. Hey kid."

Dad? What are you doing here? And why are you wearing that big hat and hiding behind that beach umbrella?

"Shhh. I don't have much time, and I don't want your mother to know I'm here."

Why not?

"I think she hid something of mine under your plush and cuddly 100% pure cotton velour beach towel. Can you check for me?"

Um, OK … there's nothing there.

"Check again. I'm 99% sure I saw her put something rectangular and flat under there."

What am I even looking for?

"Never mind that. Just, flip it over so I can … Hey! What's that?"

Oh yeah! I forgot. There's a secret pocket. Maybe she put it in there. Let me just unzip it and …

"Quick! She's coming back! Act natural."

Oh … HEY, MOM. I didn't expect you back from the water so soon.

"Honey, tell your father that I did not hide his ATM card in your beach towel. And also that he will get it back when he stops using it to buy candy."

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