A Booster Seat Of Ice And Fire
Some see a secure child. Some see a captive audience. Who can say which the The First Years Compass Booster Seat truly offers?
Ella was in her The First Years Compass Booster Seat. Jake was sitting beside her. Their mother was just outside, talking to their father. The car door was open. Jake took a deep breath, Ella's eyes seemed to scream no, no, not again...
"Once upon a time, there was a far away land..."
Princess Demistellaian looked down from her The First Years Compass Booster Throne at King Jaketheon of the North. "You foolish, foolish man. Did I not promise you a swift death if you were ever in my presence again? What desperation could possibly have brought you to this place? Answer me quickly, your time grows short."
King Jaketheon of the North showed no fear as he knelt beside the The First Years Compass Booster Throne. "I see, Princess, you have chosen the multi-position adjustable location that suits you best."
"Guards." said Princess Demistellaian flatly. King Jaketheon of the North held up his hands and laughed.
"Indeed! My time is now! Kill me then, Princess! But know this before you do: no patented, easy one-hand folding design will let you carry that The First Years Compass Booster Throne with you when you must flee ... the mer-people beyond the wall!"
Princess Demistellaian had no reaction, but King Jaketheon of the North knew her eyes.
"Yes, Princess. Rest your head on the comfortable EPS foam and consider. The mer-people have never lost a battle. Not against the Overheated Wolfmen of The South, not against the Howling Sponge Lords of the West, not even against the Slightly Racist Golden Pirates Of The East Who For Some Reason Everybody Loves Anyway and they never lose a battle! The only person who has ever defeated the mer-people ..."
"-is you." finished Princess Demistellaian. King Jaketheon of the North smiled.
"So, go on then, Princess. Kill me. Unless, of course, you want to keep those two flip-out cupholders a little longer."
Princess Demistellaian glared, knowing she had no choice. For now, she thought. But know this, Jaketheon. I will have my revenge.
"Jake!" Michelle leaned in the door. "I've told you before, stop upsetting your sister and behave!"