Thames and Kosmos Candy Creator Lab

by wootbot

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No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

You, naturally, will have to supply the Oompa Loompa yourself. And hey, this isn't 1971 any more. You'll have to provide them health care and a 401k. You know, maybe it's just better to let your kid do everything. Thank goodness this Thames & Kosmos Candy Creator is so simple!

Just imagine how lovely it will be this Easter, opening up a basket full of chocolate eggs that your child made. Then you can sit down and explain to them why you just opened the basket. Baskets don't have a lid, after all. Why would you tear up a basket? That's weird, you know. Are you trying to make your kid cry?

Oh, and here's a thought: when the band candy starts to hit the streets, send YOUR child out with a few foil wrapped diamond-shaped treats! If you charge just five cents less, you'll take in allll that money that would otherwise be going toward something stupid, like new uniforms or instruments. Don't feel guilty. That kinda stuff is outdated these days. Everyone's doing samples and loops.

So, look. You get this for your kid now, let them get started, and then, as they work, you can read a book on how to control your anger. Seriously. That basket thing was WAY out of line.