Here Comes The Summer
Pools are fun, but running around in the sprinkler is what made America great.
CHILDREN. KIDS. Today is YOUR day! Today is the day you may begin PINING FOR THE SUMMER! Even if you go to one of those year-round abominations. Nobody can stop you from pining, right? It's your freedom as an American to pine! Thomas Jefferson fought Hitler to make sure you could pine! Don't write that down, though, we didn't fact check it.
Anywho, all the stuff in this here Kids.Woot Woot Off are things you can enjoy during your summer fun. And if you find something that doesn't? Duh! Use your imagination! Even a bent paper clip can be a rocket if you imagine hard enough!
Oh, but all the bent paper clips are probably going to be over on Tools & Garden. Just in case you're looking for them.