Swimsuit Sets (12M-4T)

by wootbot

Hard Science

Would you like to swim on a star? Well, you can't. You'd burn up. Use these swim sets in pools.

If you, small child, pulled on an adorable swim set and dove into the warm plasma that gives us light and warmth, you'd last about a microsecond before dissolving. It wouldn't even hurt, you'd just dissolve in a burst of science. But you'd ALSO look SO cute wearing a swim set like this, and any observation satellite would have no choice but to agree.

So here's a thought: why not wear this swim set in the pool/lake/pond/washtub this summer and PRETEND it's a star? Why, if you do that, you'll be using your imagination, and imaginations beat physical law each and every time!

Also it would save our country a few billion dollars, which is how much it would cost to make a space ship that could take a small child in a swim set out towards the sun. Do your part, small child. Save this great nation some money.