Stoplight Alarm Clock

by Wootbot

Goodnight, sweetheart.

Honey, we’ve been over this. I don’t care how scared you are; the red light is on.

“And so the happy little monster cub lived with his mommy and daddy monsters happily ever after. Okay, pal. Time for bed. Let me tuck your thorax under the covers and get your horns all snuggly against the pillow.”

“Dad, I’m scared!”

“What’s to be scared of, son? You’re perfectly safe. Mom and I are just down the dark, dripping corridor in our lair.”

“What if there’s humans?”


“Under the bed!”

“Don’t be silly, kiddo. There’s no such thing as humans! That’s just make believe, like rainbows or sunlight or flowers.”

“I’m scared! I want to sleep with you guys on your pile of bones!”

“Now son, we’ve been over this. You see your Sleep Enhancing Stoplight Alarm Clock?”


“What color is the light?”


“And red means…?”

“Stay in bed.”

“Right! And when’s it time to wake up?”

“When the light’s green.”

“Exactly! So close your 17 eyes, turn off your sonar vision, and curl up on this warm pile of entrails. It’ll be time to rise from the depths and stalk our prey before you know it.”

“And you’re sure there’s no humans?”

“No, my sweet little monster cub. You’re safe as can be.”


Warranty: 90 Day It's About Time

Condition: New


  • A fun and simple way for toddlers to answer their own question, "is it time to get up?"
  • Red and green lights indicate whether it is time to get up yet, and can be easily set by parents
  • Red light signal stays on until the time that the alarm is set for is reached, then switches to green to let your child know it's okay to get out of bed
  • Green light stays on for one hour after switched on by alarm and automatically turns off after that hour is reached
  • Yellow “night light” feature
  • Teaches good sleeping habits
  • PM Indicator Light (small green dot on lower-right corner of display)
  • Digital clock and optional beeping alarm function
  • Battery Backup – 2 AA batteries required (not included)
  • Recommended by pediatricians

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Technical Specifications:

  • Dimensions: 8.5"L x 5.5"W x 10"H
  • Weight: 2.45 lbs (girl), 2.30 lbs (boy)
  • Product manual available here

In the box:

  • Stoplight Alarm Clock (Choose either Girl in Car OR Boy in Car)
  • Power Cord
  • Instruction/ Setup Sheet