Spring Horse, Bull or Pegasus

by wootbot

Spring Has Sprung

You know the saying. "Mess with the bull, you get the horns. And also a fun rodeo song."

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"What IS that?"

Ugh! It's the upstairs neighbors.

"Geez! It's 10:30 in the morning!"

They have three kids.

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"Well it's no wonder!"

Just wait till the galloping and whinnying sounds start up. It's really disturbing.

"I bet!"

Not as disturbing as the bellowing and snorting, though.

"Have you complained?"

I wish I could! They can never hear my knocking over the sing-along cowboy song.

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"What kind of FREAKS do you live below?"

They're just kids being kids, I guess.

"It's the KIDS?! Wait … what are you talking about?"

I'm talking about the kids playing on their Spring Pegasus, Bull and Horse toys. What are YOU talking about?

Hmm? Oh, yeah. That's what I was talking about too.