Cue The Lightning
Before your children learn to love from a sparkly teenager, they can learn to count from The Count! It's the vampire lifestyle, baby!
"No, for real, it's about Sesame Street."
I'll listen if it's about Sesame Street. But there's a ninety nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine chance I'm just not gonna care.
"For real, though. Have you ever thought about how weird Sesame Street is?"
Hang on, is this a bit?
"No, it's true! Like this Sesame Street Educational Bundle my sister got her kid, it's got this weird wipe-off board that helps kids count, except, like, they learn to count from this weird vampire, right? And then, there's a bunch of flash cards, but they're full of these monsters and giant birds and- it's not just me, right?"
I'm not sure what you're getting at here.
"And Elmo! Elmo! What even IS he? Like some furry red devil sent to teach kids? Maybe he's some sort of outcast from the Lower Planes and he's slowly trying to earn his way back into Heaven by-"
Let me stop you for a second there, because I need to make an adjustment to that ninety nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine chance that I don't care.
Yeah. I just added a point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one.
"So that means you've hit-"
100%. 100% don't care. And I know that because a vampire told us!
Those vampires, they sure are good at math. We've got a lot to learn from them.
"Shut up. You just wait until you start making pop culture references at ME one day."