Woot as I say, not as I Woot.
I was just a child, then. I said "Meet me at the Regalo Gate." She said "Woof." But I knew by the way she said it, she would be there.
Kids. So cute. So inquisitive. So never satisfied with "Because I said so" as an answer to their incessant "WHYs." But you. You're not a kid. You're an adult hardened by the caste system of life. So when we tell you to do something, you do it without question. So, in that spirit ... GO BUY SOMETHING NOW.