Here Comes The Summer
Reading makes you smarter. Listening makes you feel loved. Alternatively, you could just record a scream on the last page then give it to your bratty sibling and wait until you hear the sobs of terror.
CHILDREN. KIDS. Today is YOUR day! Today is the day you may begin PINING FOR THE SUMMER! Even if you go to one of those year-round abominations. Nobody can stop you from pining, right? It's your freedom as an American to pine! Thomas Jefferson fought Hitler to make sure you could pine! Don't write that down, though, we didn't fact check it.
Anywho, all the stuff in this here Kids.Woot Woot Off are things you can enjoy during your summer fun. And if you find something that doesn't? Duh! Use your imagination! Even a bent paper clip can be a rocket if you imagine hard enough!
Oh, but all the bent paper clips are probably going to be over on Tools & Garden. Just in case you're looking for them.