The Secret Of My Sockcess
If you wanna play with the big boys, son, you gotta dress the part.
The first time I laid eyes on you, my boy, I knew there was something about you. You've just got that look. Like you're gonna be something some day. Maybe it was the Puma socks, designed for boys. Maybe it was the twinkle in your eye, I'm not sure. Either way, you impressed me.
You're a smart one, I could tell. Those terry-lined cushioned toes. Those arch-support bands. But you're also crafty, kid. Always working the system. Keeping a low no-show profile. I'd warn people to look out for you, but I gotta be honest. I'm curious. I wanna see what you come up with. And if it's anything less than a fine-ribbed cuff, I'd be really surprised.