To Chew or Not to Chew
If I had my way, every snack would be squeezable.
I'm not lazy. I'm all about efficiency. And if I'm going to build a fort, scribble an indecipherable picture of something that sort of resembles a dog if you tilt your head just so, AND pull the heads off all my sister's dolls by nap time, chewing is not going to happen.
That's why I make my mom buy me these Plum Mashups squeezable fruit and Greek yogurt pouches. I can shot-gun one of these babies in three-seconds flat: Twist. Slurp. Done. It's the perfect option for the kid on the go like me.
"But Julius," you might say. "You don't have to chew yogurt that comes in a regular container." No, but you do have to use a spoon, and let's just say that my current level of hand-eye coordination makes that a non-option.
Now if you'll excuse me, the sun is out and I have an anthill and a magnifying glass with my name on them.