Two packs of cardboard blocks! Almost as good as getting a free box with the pizza.How are children like cats? A: they immediately go where they shouldn't B: they never listen unless there's food C: they're fascinated by the water in the toilet but hate to actually take a bath D: they love empty cardboard boxes more than anything in the whole wide world.
Which is why your kids will spend all day with an old shoebox and never even complain. But your neighbors? First chance they get, they'll be on the phone to the local news station, and you'll be CRUEL PARENT ONLY LETS THEIR CHILD PLAY WITH SHOEBOXES. Gawker will ridicule you online. Vanity Fair will hound you in print. Jezebel will insult the cover photo on that Vanity Fair and Tumblr will make it all go viral. You'll be wrapped in madness wherever you go, and all because you didn't want to buy your child some clean cardboard blocks to enjoy.
Isn't it easier to just skip all that, place an order right now, and watch your kids build a small, cardboard kingdom?