Toot Toot Jeep Jeep
Nothing like a harsh dose of reality to keep your kid entertained for hours.
Buy this awesome Jeep Ride-On for your kids so they can take their imaginations for the ride of their thus-far short lifetimes. Soon enough, however, they'll learn that car rides aren't all fun and games when their imaginations start:
- Whining because they have to go to the bathroom
- Whining because they're hungry/thirsty/tired
- Whining for no reason
- Whining because they're bored
- Whining because they're sitting at a stop light
- Whining because you didn't turn where they wanted you to
- Whining just to whine
- Whining because their sister imaginations are touching them
- Whining because the sky is blue
- Whining because they hate you
So yeah. Have fun with that, kid.