You never hear gravity complaining, do you? If you can't keep up, that's your problem.
"Bad news, Chief. The perp got away again."
Are you kidding me? I don't understand how this keeps happening.
"I know. I was sure I had him. But he somehow managed to maneuver around me and then he just took off. I'm starting to think maybe trading in the patrol cars for these Lil Rider Rescue Wiggle cars wasn't the greatest idea."
Don't be ridiculous. These ride-ons are rugged, durable and simple to operate. Were you on a smooth, flat surface?
"I was, yeah."
And did you harness the natural forces of inertia, centrifugal force, gravity and friction?
Then the problem is not the Wiggle car, son. The problem is you.
"But Sir! He was driving a car."
Then by God, son, you wiggle faster.