LEGO 8MP Digital Camera

by wootbot

Reversal Of Fortune

This is a camera you can build into a LEGO building. If you can't figure out how to use THAT properly, we just plain pity you.

"Say cheese! Cheese! Aw, man, I'm no good at taking portrait photos of people. They never look at the camera!"

What's wrong, Carl? Trouble at the job?

"I'll say. It's this freakin' camera. I just want to freakin' grab it and THROW IT AT THE FREAKIN' WALL AND-"

Whoa! Ha ha! Carl, lay off the coffee!

"You're right, you're right. But if I don't take a good portrait soon, I'm gonna get canned! What's your secret, man? You've gotta let me know!"

Me? I use the LEGO 8MP Digital Camera.

"A camera ... made of LEGO???"

That's right, Carl! The LEGO 8MP Digital Camera has 8MP, perfect for people like you who aren't in any way a professional.

"Hey, ow!"

Whatever, Carl. You don't even know the secret. Check THIS out!

"Good Lord! You're putting a- a- a LEGO building on the top of your camera!"

That's right! Each LEGO 8MP Digital Camera is a fully-compatible building tool with the little round bumps and everything! And if you build a LEGO space station on top of your camera, you know those kids are gonna look at it and laugh.

"Wow, so THAT'S how you do it! Thanks, my friend!"

Oh, I'm not your friend. I'm just distracting you until my assistant can convince all your clients to come take photos with my studio. Keep the LEGO 8MP Digital Camera! Don't need it now!

"Ha ha! Jokes on you! I just wanted to get a free camera! So long, chump!"

Wait! WAIT! THAT MAKES NO SENSE! COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHY AND HOW I LOST THIS! COME BAAAAACK!