Kids' Random Shirt
Bringing People Together
Don’t judge people by what they wear, unless they wear Woot shirts!
Hey dweeb! Get over here!
“Oh, hey Kyle. How are you doing?”
Don’t try that dweeb-talk on me, dweeb. Just give me your lunch mone- wait, what’s that you’re wearing?
“Why, it’s a shirt from the internet retailer, Woot! Of course, this one would be too small for you. A big guy like you would probably wear an adult-sized shirt, I bet.”
Wow, I love the graphic! It’s cartoon-y, clever, and aptly – but inoffensively – pokes fun at popular culture!
“Yes, that’s their specialty.”
But wait, what am I doing, lowering myself to your dweeb-level, talking all dweeb-like? Ugh! I lost myself there for a moment! I guess I was blinded by the brilliance of your apparel! But anyway, let’s just forget that conversation ever happened. Besides, I bet your dweeb-mom still picks out your clothes for you!
“No, that’s just the thing. This shirt was picked out for me by the Internet!”
Wha…? The Internet chose your shirt for you? Can the Internet choose an awesome shirt for me too?
“Yes! It’s really quite a simple process!”
What do you say you explain it to me over lunch?
“Sure thing, Kyle!”
Oh, and this time, I’m buying!
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
