Here Comes The Summer
Nothing says romance quite like a couples' skate under the seizure-inducing flicker of a disco ball.
CHILDREN. KIDS. Today is YOUR day! Today is the day you may begin PINING FOR THE SUMMER! Even if you go to one of those year-round abominations. Nobody can stop you from pining, right? It's your freedom as an American to pine! Thomas Jefferson fought Hitler to make sure you could pine! Don't write that down, though, we didn't fact check it.
Anywho, all the stuff in this here Kids.Woot Woot Off are things you can enjoy during your summer fun. And if you find something that doesn't? Duh! Use your imagination! Even a bent paper clip can be a rocket if you imagine hard enough!
Oh, but all the bent paper clips are probably going to be over on Tools & Garden. Just in case you're looking for them.