Bring Your Checkbook
This is possibly a better kitchen than the one you had in your first post-college apartment.
Oh, hello there, Mrs Unicorn! No, no, you're right on time! Come on in! Take a look at the place! As you can see, all the appliances are built in and there's a lovely view of the park. Oh, yes, that is a dishwasher and a refrigerator. Yes, the doors really DO open! And that chalkboard is real too, it works just fine.
Of course the pots and pans are included! And look at those knobs, they turn so well. Now, I have to warn you, Mrs. Unicorn, there is another client coming later who is VERY interested in this property. They said they were bringing a check. Of course, I'd rather put a nice Unicorn like you into this lovely kitchen, but, well, if you can't commit today...
Sweetie, what are you doing in there? Who are you talking to? Are you playing chef in your KidKraft Grand Gourmet Corner Kitchen?
Oh, hi, Mommy! No, I'm just playing real estate agent. And shhh! I'm about to close on a sale!