You Might Need That
Gone are the days of carrying small clutches containing nothing more than a single tube of lip gloss.
Hey, guess what? You're a mom now. And in case you didn't know, that's code for "glorified pack mule."
No, no. I'm not making fun. I'm actually impressed that you can fit so many diapers, toys, snacks, bottles, a full-size umbrella, two ratchet sets, a big screen TV and a set of golf clubs in that roomy interior. But listen. Just because your bag is more like a clown car than a bag, that doesn't mean it has to be frumpy.
I mean, just look at that organizer pocket. A normal person might only be able to fit a few diapers and wet wipes in there. You, however, are housing an entire litter of Corgis. And just when I thought you couldn't have any more surprises tucked away in there, you take out the included changing pad and a tiny garden gnome city unfolds like a magical pop-up book right before your eyes.
Your organizational abilities are a true wonder to behold, m'lady. Keep up the good work.