Jam Packed Diaper Backpack

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by Wootbot 4 years ago

As The Nappies Go Rolling Along

Congratulations, moms and dads! Manufacturers now take diaper bags seriously enough to market them with terms like “leverage factor”.

Yes, the Jam Packed Diaper Backpack is described by Obus Forme in the pseudo-scientific, vaguely military-sounding terminology previously reserved for sports drinks and men’s razors. It’s not just comfortable; it has a Comfort Support System. It’s not just made of polyester; it’s made of 600D / PU ripstop. With a thermal pocket, sternum strap, and a reflective tape trim, you won’t know whether to carry your infant’s diapers and sundries, or launch a raid on an insurgent ammo dump.

No, that’s not a euphemism for changing a dirty diaper. But maybe it should be.

This fixation on rugged, macho he-man diaper care extends even to the color choices. Black and orange is fine. Basic black is a little gothic for baby gear, but whatever. But pink and…”nomad”? Wha?? Since when is “nomad” a color? Since somebody decided dads wouldn’t wear a pink and olive backpack, we suspect.

We can live with the militarization of baby’s unmentionables, as long as the jargon fetish doesn’t extend to the actual contents of the diapers themselves. The day we overhear parents discussing the “aroma factor” and “tensile viscosity” of their tots’ droppings is the day we start rowing to Tahiti.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot

Features:

Designed with eight features to properly balance the weight in the pack so it sits close to your body
Ergonomically designed to prevent shoulder and back pain caused by carrying heavy loads
Main Fabric: 600D / PU ripstop
3 compartments including expandable section and organizer
Pockets to hold family and baby care needs
Large pocket to carry diapers and wipes
Removable easy-to-clean large padded change pad
Pockets to hold barrier creams, hand sanitizer, breast pads and tissues
Pocket to hold wallet, baby’s health card, immunization records and/or sunglasses
Easy to access Thermal Pocket
Thermal zippered sleeve slides into Thermal Pocket and can be accessed from either side of the bag
Thermal sleeve can hold two baby bottles or water bottles
MP3 / Cell Phone pocket
Rope zipper pull
Large main compartment
Wider waste strap
Small privacy pocket
Large privacy pocket
Reflective tape / trim
Padded handle
Holds 25 liters
Physical Dimensions: 16” (H) X 11” (L) X 8” (W)

The Comfort Support System Features:

Comfort Foam
Thick foam on the rear of pack helps to relieve pressure points on your back A ventilation channel through the center of the foam allows air to flow through while eliminating pressure to the spine
Waist Strap
Comfortably secures the pack to your body Prevents load shifting Helps position built-in lumbar support pad
Lumbar Support
Built-in lumbar pad provides support to your lower back
PE Boards
Composed of firm but flexible polyethylene to keep the back of the pack rigid to help support the load A second PE board on the bottom of the pack is angled up and towards the body to position the load close to your back
Side Compression Straps
Compacts the load and helps to draw the pack lightly to your body
Shoulder Cinch Straps
Lets you pull the pack tight to your body, preventing the load from dropping down and backwards
Contoured Shoulder Straps
Cut and angled around the shoulder and chest for comfort and support, providing a better fit
Sternum Strap
Prevents the straps from slipping off your shoulders for a more comfortable fit

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In the box:

1 Obus Forme Jam Packed Diaper Backpack
1 Zippered Thermal Sleeve
1 Large Change Pad