Friday: Chicken Fried Inflatable Globes
All this week in the Deal Cafeteria our Lunch Lady serves up a back-to-school treat. Prepare yourself for September!
Okay, okay, calm down. I know you all heard the rumor that today was pizza day. Well, trust the Lunch Lady. She'd NEVER do anything like sell your pizza to the college kids across town, and certainly not in one of the school's delivery trucks. And that's why you're mistaken about today. There was never any pizza! Silly you!
What we've actually got is a chicken-fried inflatable globe. By which we mean some guy dressed as a chicken is running the fryer. See, now you'll be able to learn more about this wonderful planet we live on, thanks to your choice from our selection of globes. Don't worry, the color-fast ink will... oh, hold on, that's my phone there.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay.
Kids, I just got a call from the police. It seems the guy in a chicken suit got picked up for trying to pass a counterfeit thirty seven dollar bill at a pizza truck. So that whole chicken-fried thing is off. Sorry! Everyone enjoy your cold, raw globes. Meanwhile, I've got some money to double-check in the bank.