Giant Spider-Man Plush

by wootbot

Woot as I say, not as I Woot.

When we say "Buy!" you say "WHY?" Buy! WHY? Buy! WHY? Because we said so.

Kids. So cute. So inquisitive. So never satisfied with "Because I said so" as an answer to their incessant "WHYs." But you. You're not a kid. You're an adult hardened by the caste system of life. So when we tell you to do something, you do it without question. So, in that spirit ... GO BUY SOMETHING NOW.