First Years Breastflow Memory Breast Pump

by wootbot

Pump Up the Jam

Wouldn't it be neat if breast pumps worked like those Reebok pumps?

We all know how a breast pump works ... sort of ... OK not really. But at least we know what it is used for, which does NOT include any of the following:

  • Hot tub maintenance
  • Swirly straw
  • Unclogging a drain
  • Expressing milk from a milk jug
  • Capturing lightning bugs
  • Pet hair removal
  • Changing your oil
  • Fish tank aeration
  •  Modding your shop-vac
  • As a mask in the event the cabin loses pressure