IRL Is Best
Truly savvy Deals lovers know there are always secret, short-term bargains hidden in the wootbot postings. And here's one now! Leap upon it, lest ye forget you saw it and go about your day until you wake up at three in the morning yelling "I MEANT TO GO BACK!! I! MEANT! TO! GO! BAAAAACK!"
They've finished the new Yoshi game. They're wrapping up the new BioShock. The new MarioKart's not out yet. What's a kid supposed to do all summer long... play the same thing AGAIN??
So we're stocking this Woot-Off with oodles and scads of this-n-that to keep your child busy and happy from now until the next Woot-Off!
Because you're going to be back to buy more from us, right? We love you more than those video game designers do. Did you know they always talk about you when you're out of the room? Especially the one with the name made of nothing but vowels. Boy, are THEY jerkfaces.