Fabrikators Toddler Utensil Set

by Wootbot

Are you guys serious?

Mom? Dad? What the heck is this “feed myself” business?

Hey, woah, hang on guys. Let’s not ruin a good thing. I mean, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, right? And this whole “you guys spoon food into my mouth for me” thing sure doesn’t seem broken to me. I don’t see why we need to mess with this Fabrikators 3-Piece Toddler Set at all, to be honest.

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate you thinking of me and buying me my own fork, spoon, and knife. I just, y’know, don’t see myself having much use for them. I’m not trying to come off all high and mighty, here. I’ll grab my Cheerios out of the cup with my own bare hands like any other kid. But this utensil business eludes me.

No, I appreciate the concern, but after careful consideration I’m going to have to throw these on the ground.

Hey. What are you doing? No, don’t give them back to me. I threw them on the ground for a reason! Mom, will you stop this guy? Dad, no! THEY GO ON THE GROUND!

 

Warranty: 1 Year Fabrikators

Condition: New

Recommended Ages: 6 Months – 2 Years

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