Squeeze A Little Song
Oh, so all you have to do to get people to sing is squeeze them?
What're you doing?
"I'm squeezing you."
Yeah, I can feel that.
"Why aren't you singing?"
Why would I be?
"Because I'm squeezing you!"
That doesn't make any sense!
"It's simple. I squeeze. You sing. It's just like these Elmo & Cookie Monster Sesame Street Squeeze-A-Song toys. You squeeze either one of them and they sing a song!"
Well, I'm not a Sesame Street Squeeze-A-Song toy, am I?
"No, but why does that matter?"
The squeeze-a-song method doesn't apply to me!
"Oh. Sorry... hey, what's that noise?"
Oh, that's Jim. He just got off work.
"WHY AREN'T YOU SINGING!?"
It doesn't work on him either!
"Sheesh! What's up with you people?"