Choose Your Path
Here's a lesson for ya, kid. Don't get in line behind The Count at the grocery store unless you want to be there all day.
There are two distinct schools of thought regarding the Autumn and childhood. One school of thought says that children must be thought of constantly! And that each season must be full of new toys and clothes and ways to have fun! While the other school of thought says that summer's the time for kids to have fun, and any other time is just for buying cheap stuff with the goal of playing with it next summer.
As always, we take the middle path.
So please enjoy, rival schools, knowing that you can buy fun, more-summery stuff at a low price and then use it later and also buy neat, autumny stuff that can be used the second it arrives.
CHOOSE ACCORDINGLY LEST YE ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOW THE WRONG PATH AND QUESTION ALL YE KNOW