Disney Baby Cars Bouncer

by wootbot

Pimp My Ride

You don't even know how lucky you are, kid. Some people pay big bucks for hydraulics like that.

I'm not just saying this to suck up, kid. But you have got the sweetest ride on the whole block.

You've really got it all tricked out. Removable toy bar. A musical rear-view mirror. You even have some fuzzy dice! Seriously, is that thing even street legal?

I'm sure you know this, but with all this modding, you probably voided your warranty. No? You didn't? What do you mean this is all factory standard? Even the Electronic Stoplight feature? Wow!

Well, you enjoy it. But just go easy on the soothing vibrations. You don't wanna attract any unwanted attention from the Po-Po.