Deluxe Velboa Floppy Seat

by wootbot

Divergent Evolution

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

You've got a baby. Guess what? So does the common germ. And the common germ and reproduce faster than you can. AND NOTHING CAN STOP THE COMMON GERM. SOON IT WILL DOMINATE THE PLANET AND OUR SPECIES AS WE KNOW IT WILL COME TO AN END unless, of course, you put one of these floppy seats between the germ and your child.

So please. While there's still time. Let your child be well protected from the yuck and eech and ew and blargh and iees and ughs. Get the 360 degree coverage that'll put soft, comfy fabric between the future of the human race and the germ sworn to destroy it.

Also, if you're a germ, consider this to keep your smaller germs safe from human babies. Human babies these days are WAY to clean, aren't they? You don't want your sweet little filth-mongers playing with (gasp) soap and water. At least not until they've mutated to be a little more mature.